Mee.

Went to Bedok interchange last night to buy hokkien mee.

Me: "Uncle ah, $4 and $5 有什么分别?"

Uncle: "Brother, 你的身材大概 $4 不够啦."

Me: "......"


After buying,

Me: "Uncle ah, 哪一包是$5 的?"

Auntie who was at the stall too: "那包轻的就是 $3 的罗，没有理由 $3 比 $5 重对吗？哈哈."

Me: "......."


Got pawned by the hokkien mee stall.